Freeman's Mind： Episode 10-GTt6SoonzpY.en.srt

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[Subtitles by danielsangeo]

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Bwbwbwbwuuaaa!

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Coffeecoffeecoffee!

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Coffee!

#500:00:10,525→00:00:13,628

It's not as strong as methamphetamine but it lets you keep your teeth.

#600:00:13,628→00:00:15,897

Oh, this is just a walk-in freezer.

#700:00:15,897→00:00:17,799

I don't want any snow cones.

#800:00:18,633→00:00:19,901

I can't go back.

#900:00:20,268→00:00:21,636

Ah, maybe there's another air vent.

#1000:00:21,636→00:00:23,705

Then I can crawl away forever.

#1100:00:23,705→00:00:24,405

Ice.

#1200:00:24,405→00:00:26,441

They need one of those safety signs.

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Ick, pig guts.

#1400:00:29,010→00:00:31,746

You know, I'm starting to wish I hadn't gotten wet earlier.

#1500:00:31,746→00:00:32,914

It's cold in here.

#1600:00:33,715→00:00:35,550

Oh, more blood.

#1700:00:35,550→00:00:36,718

Hey, where's the party?

#1800:00:36,718→00:00:37,552

Oh God!

#1900:00:37,552→00:00:39,187

Okay, lead the way. Where are we going?

#2000:00:39,187→00:00:39,754

WHAT?!

#2100:00:39,754→00:00:41,456

YOU'RE GOING TO HIDE IN THE CORNER?

#2200:00:41,456→00:00:42,690

ARE YOU FIVE YEARS OLD?

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[bullsquid moans]

#2400:00:45,360→00:00:47,028

Man, now I'm almost out of bullets.

#2500:00:47,028→00:00:47,996

Are you happy?

#2600:00:47,996→00:00:48,930

I'm not!

#2700:00:48,930→00:00:50,665

You know what, you can stay in the corner.

#2800:00:50,665→00:00:51,566

You've earned it.

#2900:00:51,566→00:00:54,769

I'm going to come back with a dunce cap for you and you're going to wear it.

#3000:00:54,769→00:00:56,771

God, look at how big that thing is.

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And the teeth.

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I need more bullets; I can't be wrestling these things with my bare hands.

#3300:01:01,543→00:01:02,777

Or a chainsaw.

#3400:01:02,777→00:01:04,012

That would be cool.

#3500:01:04,012→00:01:05,747

[imitates chainsaw starting]

#3600:01:05,747→00:01:08,049

I need a chainsaw and a hockey mask.

#3700:01:08,049→00:01:09,751

Then we'll see who messes with...

#3800:01:09,751→00:01:12,787

Yes. Some more thoughtful people left me their ammo.

#3900:01:12,787→00:01:14,322

Is that a hand grenade?

#4000:01:14,322→00:01:15,857

Oh my God, it is!

#4100:01:15,857→00:01:17,859

It's like Christmas around here.

#4200:01:17,859→00:01:21,429

People are going to crap their pants if I wave this around.

#4300:01:21,429→00:01:23,131

They'll do anything I want.

#4400:01:23,131→00:01:24,599

I'm saving this for later.

#4500:01:25,033→00:01:27,368

I'm not going to waste this on just anybody.

#4600:01:27,802→00:01:30,505

Yep, back to lead salad for the rest of you.

#4700:01:30,972→00:01:32,040

What's that noise?

#4800:01:32,040→00:01:35,243

[bullsquid grunting]

#4900:01:35,243→00:01:35,677

Quiet!

#5000:01:36,511→00:01:39,047

Does the kitchen slaughter hogs in here?

#5100:01:40,415→00:01:40,882

Gyah!

#5200:01:42,717→00:01:45,053

Yeah, that's right, just puke on my suit.

#5300:01:45,053→00:01:46,521

It doesn't matter anymore.

#5400:01:46,521→00:01:48,790

It's already got blood all over it.

#5500:01:48,790→00:01:52,894

Most of it's not even my blood; it's from the other alien that puked on me.

#5600:01:54,262→00:01:57,599

I'm probably carrying a few blood-borne diseases on my suit.

#5700:01:57,599→00:01:59,734

I'm a walking CDC nightmare.

#5800:01:59,734→00:02:01,603

It makes me want to hug someone.

#5900:02:01,603→00:02:03,738

You know with all these meat slabs hanging, I--

#6000:02:03,738→00:02:06,174

DAMMIT! Will you stop doing that?!

#6100:02:06,174→00:02:08,376

I can't concentrate when you do that!

#6200:02:08,743→00:02:10,011

What was I thinking about?

#6300:02:10,011→00:02:12,447

Oh yeah, how are they getting those meat slabs in here?

#6400:02:12,447→00:02:13,715

I thought there'd be a loading bay.

#6500:02:13,715→00:02:15,450

Did they just hike them through the labs?

#6600:02:16,751→00:02:20,088

Ah, dammit. I've gone in circles again.

#6700:02:20,088→00:02:21,656

This always happens.

#6800:02:22,490→00:02:24,225

Hey, there's my air vent.

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Does it lead back there?

#7000:02:28,229→00:02:29,664

Yeah, there's another dead guy.

#7100:02:29,664→00:02:31,032

That's a good sign, right?

#7200:02:31,933→00:02:32,834

It's kind of a bummer.

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Here, I thought I was being original,

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but it looks like everybody's doing the air vent thing.

#7500:02:36,838→00:02:38,706

Why can't I start my own fad?

#7600:02:41,776→00:02:44,312

I guess I'm the only one that hasn't died doing this.

#7700:02:44,312→00:02:46,014

That's kind of original around here.

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I still can't believe those idiots crawled into the fan blades.

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I once bet my old roommate to stick his hand in a blender

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and even he wasn't dumb enough for that.

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But you are!

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Hah!

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I bet you don't even have a frontal lobe.

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I'll take that.

#8500:03:02,864→00:03:04,866

What is that thing? A car battery?

#8600:03:04,866→00:03:06,868

That's not really worth pawning.

#8700:03:06,868→00:03:08,703

It looks heavy. I'll leave it.

#8800:03:09,304→00:03:12,140

Ah, nuts. I forgot to make a dunce cap for that guy.

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I was hoping I could find some poster board and a marker.

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Oh well, I'm not going back for him.

#9100:03:17,078→00:03:18,780

I'm not going back for anybody.

#9200:03:21,149→00:03:22,717

Whoa, a human skull.

#9300:03:22,717→00:03:24,619

That would go great with my collection.

#9400:03:24,619→00:03:27,355

Mm, maybe I'll wait. I don't want to clean it myself.

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Besides, I think Eddie said he was going to get some more in for pretty cheap.

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Where the hell am I?

#9700:03:32,093→00:03:33,261

I should be careful.

#9800:03:33,261→00:03:36,898

If I were to die right now, I bet no one would find my body.

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I can't let that happen.

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When I die, for my funeral, I want them to be shooting bombs off in the air,

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and have two F-16 fighter jets doing barrel rolls overhead.

#10200:03:46,007→00:03:47,575

That would be awesome!

#10300:03:47,575→00:03:49,477

And, really, it's what I deserve.

#10400:03:49,477→00:03:51,279

God, who designed this room?

#10500:03:51,279→00:03:52,380

M.C. Escher?

#10600:03:52,380→00:03:54,182

It's like one of those little gerbil mazes

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where you make them run through the tubes.

#10800:03:56,284→00:03:57,652

Except they get to cheat because th--

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[crunch]

#11000:03:58,219→00:03:58,553

What?

#11100:03:59,120→00:04:00,922

Because their tubes are transparent.

#11200:04:01,489→00:04:02,256

And they're gerbils.

#11300:04:02,724→00:04:04,826

I bet you eat gerbils.

#11400:04:04,826→00:04:06,260

WELL, I'M NOT A GERBIL!

#11500:04:09,297→00:04:12,400

God DAMN, those things are nasty!

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And it's flicking me off.

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I think.

#11800:04:17,205→00:04:20,141

Why is there a ladder here if it doesn't go anywhere?

#11900:04:20,141→00:04:21,409

I don't know.

#12000:04:21,409→00:04:25,213

A scientist's job is to try and make sense of the world around him.

#12100:04:25,213→00:04:27,582

But this whole building is crazy.

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Locked exits,

#12300:04:28,883→00:04:30,752

Gordian Knot air ducts,

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a giant box-smashing room,

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it doesn't add up.

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The only time I feel like I know what I'm doing

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is when I'm shooting or breaking things.

#12800:04:38,326→00:04:40,895

No wonder we spend so much money making missiles.

#12900:04:40,895→00:04:44,532

I thought today's experiment might work, but instead, we blew up everything.

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[headcrab squeals]

#13100:04:45,967→00:04:47,201

That's what we do.

#13200:04:47,702→00:04:50,238

Man, fighting in this vent is kind of cramped.

#13300:04:50,238→00:04:52,140

It reminds me of that Jackie Chan movie

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where he fights some dude under a train car.

#13500:04:54,442→00:04:56,077

That must've been hard.

#13600:04:56,978→00:04:58,179

Surprise!

#13700:04:58,179→00:04:59,847

Yo! Security! Wake up!

#13800:05:01,549→00:05:03,184

Yeah, little slow, buddy!

#13900:05:03,184→00:05:06,087

That other guy below us is way faster than you.

#14000:05:06,087→00:05:08,656

GUARD: Hey, don't count on the cavalry finding us down here.

#14100:05:08,656→00:05:09,791

GUARD: Head for the surface.

#14200:05:09,791→00:05:11,526

Yeah, what do you think I've been doing, Gomer?

#14300:05:11,526→00:05:12,994

Standing around, picking my nose?

#14400:05:12,994→00:05:14,729

GUARD: Elevators are out of order.

#14500:05:14,729→00:05:16,030

GUARD: But we can still climb.

#14600:05:16,030→00:05:18,199

Yeah, tell that to your dead coworkers.

#14700:05:18,199→00:05:20,001

I found a few of them in the vents.

#14800:05:20,001→00:05:20,802

OH GOD!

#14900:05:20,802→00:05:21,736

Oh, man.

#15000:05:21,736→00:05:24,205

I thought I almost fell for that turret gun again.

#15100:05:24,205→00:05:27,475

Because this stairway looks exactly like that other one.

#15200:05:27,475→00:05:28,643

I still don't understand why--

#15300:05:28,643→00:05:29,677

Ah! Ah!

#15400:05:30,311→00:05:31,946

See, I was ready for that.

#15500:05:31,946→00:05:33,281

You can't teach this.

#15600:05:33,281→00:05:36,284

Let's face it, not everyone is cut out to be me.

#15700:05:36,284→00:05:38,586

I'm a physics-crunching badass.

#15800:05:38,586→00:05:40,188

I'm the complete package.

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[lock jiggles]

#16000:05:41,489→00:05:42,390

Oh, hey, hey!

#16100:05:42,390→00:05:43,357

Can you open this door up?

#16200:05:43,925→00:05:45,593

Why is he adjusting his tie?

#16300:05:46,127→00:05:48,396

Oh, it must be a one-way mirror.

#16400:05:48,396→00:05:50,932

I can't say I'm surprised by that anymore.

#16500:05:50,932→00:05:53,034

We're a monument to misspending.

#16600:05:53,034→00:05:55,703

I wonder if the CEO just rubs himself with money.

#16700:05:56,504→00:05:58,873

Whoa! That guy's got some moves!

#16800:06:00,241→00:06:01,809

Yeah, see, your falling sucks!

#16900:06:02,243→00:06:03,478

Aw, man...

#17000:06:04,045→00:06:05,746

Why'd you have to kill that guy?

#17100:06:06,581→00:06:08,516

He's the only cool person I've seen.

#17200:06:09,417→00:06:12,787

Anyone who'll dive through a window at his age is cool in my book.

#17300:06:13,421→00:06:14,822

Grandpa was a fighter.

#17400:06:15,423→00:06:17,725

Oh! More grenades!

#17500:06:17,725→00:06:19,594

I think two will do me.

#17600:06:19,594→00:06:23,231

I'd test one right now, but I don't want to level the building until I'm out of it.

#17700:06:23,231→00:06:25,366

Why is it so hard to get out of the building?

#17800:06:25,366→00:06:29,804

It's like everywhere I turn, there's another obstacle I have to dance around.

#17900:06:29,804→00:06:32,273

I bet there's spikes at the bottom of this shaft.

#18000:06:32,273→00:06:33,407

May as well be.

#18100:06:34,609→00:06:36,177

Hup, got another dangler.

#18200:06:36,177→00:06:39,547

I bet somebody's wishing they could do a pull-up right about now.

#18300:06:39,547→00:06:42,550

Man, you have to be out of shape not to do one pull-up.

#18400:06:42,550→00:06:45,453

You'd think that elevator shaft would get the adrenaline going.

#18500:06:45,453→00:06:48,189

It does with me and I'm not the one about to die.

#18600:06:48,189→00:06:51,292

You know, that's the nice thing about staying fit in an academic field.

#18700:06:51,292→00:06:53,995

You can beat up most of your coworkers if you have to.

#18800:06:55,930→00:06:57,465

Yeah, see, I can do a pull-up.

#18900:06:57,732→00:06:59,133

All right!

#19000:06:59,667→00:07:00,635

Fuck.

#19100:07:00,635→00:07:03,304

Okay, well... hey hey! Snack machine!

#19200:07:05,039→00:07:06,374

GIVE ME SOME DORITOS!

#19300:07:06,741→00:07:08,175

What is this, Plexiglas?

#19400:07:09,043→00:07:10,912

A-Alright alright, I got some change.

#19500:07:15,016→00:07:16,317

B-6.

#19600:07:17,151→00:07:18,019

[coin clinks]

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[vroom]

#19800:07:20,421→00:07:23,591

[bag crinkles]

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[crunch crunch crunch]

#20000:07:26,594→00:07:28,300

Nacho Cheesier.